my favorite film remade as a teen comedy. hooray!!

last night

I had the strangest dream...call it stress, or maybe it was just the baby aspirin I took before bed (yes, I actually took "baby aspirin" and no I'm not 50, but how that happened is a different story in and of itself...) but it ranks up there as one of the single most bizarre things I have ever recalled.

The gist of it was this: somehow I discovered that I had a super-power. I could just point in a particular direction and instantly turn whatever was on the wall into a Pop-Tart. Yes! like you eat (or, rather, i eat. a lot). SOOooo there I was, pointing at billboards and turing them into large, frosted Pop-Tarts (to be fair, I made a few strawberry unfrosted as well) -- in mint green and light blue flavors like spearmint and wintergreen.

Anyway, but before you're overcome with envy... as fabulous as this may sound, I quickly discovered that there was a hitch (well, a booming voice told me). While I could turn anything into any flavor of Pop-Tart, I could only turn it into a raw Pop-Tart. That is to say, I couldn't make a toasted Pop-Tart. How frustrating!!!

I should have known it was too good to be true. Welcome to my purgatory.

[the water is warm....but the Pop-Tarts are cold....]

no comment.

"solver"

this stupid add-in for Excel doesn't "solve" anything.

duh-nuh- NAH-NAH,..

just in case you happen to have nothing useful to do with yourself (like me). this is worth a little stroll down memory lane. As soon as I saw a mention of "West Beverly" I almost fell out of my chair and snorted my drink. Whew! those were good times.

cinco de mayo.

happy cinco de mayo. my favorite day...after may 4.

forget cinco de mayo

cinco de mayo is all well and good, but today is may fourth! like as in the may fourth movement aka 五四运动. oh boy, have i read some good 五四运动 literature. and may fourth was the day students all went on strike...sounds like a pretty good idea right now...